World’s Hottest Geeks

 
Who says geeks have to look dorky?!? … with freckles, a bow tie, a pocketfull of pencils and markers, and teeth like the British? Quite the opposite, my friend. Check out this feature and you’ll never see geeks the same way again.

Listen up! You might not know it, but there ARE hot geek chicks out there. And their curves aren’t those found on Geometry books either. For starters, Wired magazine even started a poll last year to gather the sexiest geeks on the planet.

Now, my job is to show you Geekzkrieg’s top picks.

Let’s begin.

1. Marina Orlova

Current Votes: 19,935

More popularly known as HotforWords, one of the most watched youtube video channels. 27 year old Marina’s a philologist? WTF? Alright, it’s some who’s into linguistics and etymology. Hence, her moniker. We here at Geekzkrieg are trying to hook up with a seminar so that we can become “cunning linguists”.

2. Olivia Munn

Current Votes: 5,596

Olivia hosts G4TV’s attack of the show. Her antics and spontaneous demeanor on TV makes her the patron saint of dorks everywhere. She may just be one of the reasons why we still watch the boob tube. Olivia’s hot! Hot! Hot! Rawwr!!!

3. Lala of Tiki Bar TV

Current Votes: 1,563

Lala hails from tikibartv.com. What the heck is Tiki Bar TV? Well, I bet you’d rather check it out. The only reason being that Lala’s on that show.

4. Ellie Rountree

Current Votes: 2,880

Elspeth “Ellie” Rountree is the co-producer and sometimes host of Rocketboom, a three minute daily videoblog from NYC. According to them, “Instead of costing millions of dollars to produce, Rocketboom is created with a consumer-level video camera, a laptop, two lights and a map with no additional overhead or costs.” Uhuh.

5. Morgan Webb

Current Votes: 4,391

Morgan is currently the host of Xplay with Adam Sessler. Gamers from all over the world are in awe of her gaming skillz and knowledge. Unlike other hosts who ‘fake it’, Morgan really knows the stuff. That’s why nerds and fellow-gamers adore her!

There you have it! Our top picks.

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Achtung Baby!

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