List of toys you can do without! Tired of your typical action figures that everybody already has? Bored by remote control cars that just move back and forth? Take a look at some of these silly toys that no one’s heard of and yet would make you want one! (well, kinda)
The Librarian action figure – Price: $9.99
Relive your library-visiting days with this action figure – with “Amazing Shushing action”!
Racing Grannies racing game – Price: $21.99
Two grannies. Two controllers. One track. Who wins? Who cares! Each lap takes half a day…
Radio-controlled Wrestling Sumos – Price $21.99
This will definitely be a big party favorite – and may even inspire actual sumo wrestling among attendees! Get it on!
Marie Antoinette action figure – Price: $9.99
This is a big hit among history geeks! Get to relive Marie Antoinette’s beheading via an ejecting head. No blood to keep playtime clean. Has a removable dress, too. Hmm.
Snoop Dogg action figures – Price: $14.99
Own your very own Snoop Dogg! Get rid of Ken and we’ll be sure Barbie thanks you for it – ‘coz once you go black… Well anyway, this 12-inch action figure has real cloth and a whopping 34 points of articulation. There are 2 versions – yellow jacket Snoop and bum gray coat Dogg – Bounce with these.
Whatever your fancy, or what trip you’re into, these toys are guaranteed to fill the missing void that is your childhood…or maybe, adult retardation. Heh.
Everything listed here are originally posted at Stupid.com
