REAL Batman Gets Arrested at Airport

Recently, ViolentDream posted about Christian Bale being arrested. Bah. Do you know that the REAL BATMAN just got arrested too?

Here’s the story.

A Singaporean walks through airport security. Customs officials interview him. Here’s how their conversation went…
Customs Official: What is your name?

Dude: Batman.

Customs Official: May I know your real name?

Dude: My name is Batman.

Customs Official: Are you trying to be funny?! What is your surname?

Dude: Superman.

Customs Official: arrest this asshole!!!

But you know what? He was telling the truth! When they checked his passport, here’s what they saw: