And you thought Geeks couldn’t be cool.

Geeks the world over have been looking for the one thing that would help them get laid, or at the very least, get them noticed (positively) by that hot tramp geeks usually fall for. And what better way to get that extra edge that says “I’m a bad motherf@c3r! look at me!” than a kick ass tattoo?
Right?
Yeah, this MIGHT have worked, unfortunately, Geeks can never turn their backs on the culture that nurtured their virginity for all time.
I present to you, Geek Tattoos.
Win?
Fail?
We will never know.
Seriously, can you imagine doing this girl from behind and having the annoying duck hunt dog leering at you?

please tell me why a GUY would have the words “Micro” and “Soft” tattooed on his arm?

I think this is a tattoo on a woman’s breast, anyhoo, i can just imagine burying my face in them and going “wakka wakka wakka…”

Now this guy has the ultimate chick magnet tattoo! A Ninja Turtle. Notice the belt knot? look at it. what does it look like? Yeah, Chicks will be powerless against it.

This has got to be the ultimate Geek tattoo. This is so cool, I’ll probably have it tattooed on my leg someday. The tattoo is “GEEK” in Binary.

(Images from underwire where they did a “show us your geek tats” contest. Here’s the link: http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/08/show-us-your-ge.html)