So who watched The Watchmen? We did. And Dr. Manhattan’s Blue Weiner gets glowing reviews
First, check out ViolentDream’s review of the movie. When you’re done with that, ponder for a moment…
… you’re almost god-like, can control matter, see into the future, teleport at will, be at several places at the same time…
… yet you CANNOT EVEN MAKE UNDERWEAR!!!
Now, that’s disturbing!
Dr. Manhattan’s Blue Schlong gets a load of reviews from film-critics everywhere. See below:
- “Last and hugest is Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup), who is buff, buck naked, and blue, like a porn star left overnight in a meat locker.” — Anthony Lane [NYer]
- “Why does he even bother to make love with Laurie Jupiter? Not for his own pleasure, I’m convinced. And not to father a Little Manhattan, either, because as I understand his body he would ejaculate only energy. Could be fun for Laurie, but no precautions needed, except not to be grounded at the time.” — Roger Ebert [Chicago Sun-Times]
- “… Flashing a few yards of giant blue wiener … [Dr. Manhattan's] interests had turned to physics and Mars despite his giant blue penis.” — Peter Travers [Rolling Stone]
- “[Dr. Manhattan is] a glowing superhero who spends much of his screen time showing off his iridescent blue penis … Snyder battled with studio chiefs to keep the film long, R-rated (earned not only by bone-snapping fights and some torrid superhero sex but by that unforgettable blue penis).” — Geoff Boucher [LAT]
- “Not so Dr. Manhattan, who came by his glowing blue full-frontal nakedness through an industrial accident that forced the defence department to remove its ’237 days without a scientist irradiated’ sign. He doesn’t show much emotion but is clearly waiting for someone to look at him askance: ‘What, you never seen a cerulean penis before?’” — Chris Knight [National Post]
- “What’s totally distracting about this is that the giant blue guy walks around naked a lot of the time with his impressive blue penis swinging around in front of him. One or two times is OK for a glimpse, but this is in your face a lot, and certainly will make the straight guys uncomfortable and feeling inadequate.” — Mike Szymanski [Bisexuality Examiner]
- “Who’s afraid of the big blue cock / Big blue cock, big blue cock? / Who’s afraid of the big blue cock? / Tra la la la la.” — David Poland [Hot Blog/Movie City News]
- “As was the case with the comic, Dr. Manhattan spends a great deal of the movie naked, and some people in the audience seemed uncomfortable with the view of his blue penis dangling.” — Rich Heldenfels [Akron Beacon-Journal]
- “It looks like a bell clacker.” — Zack Snyder, director of Watchmen [Sci-Fi Wire]
