Things I learned from Porn
December 14, 2008
These are things i learned about sex while growing up and watching porn all the time. Of course, I have learned by now that these things are untrue so I wanted to share this with all fellow geeks so that you don’t have to go through the trouble I went through because of them.
Dog Drives Van. Crashes Into Cafe
November 24, 2008
Poochie must’ve been carried away. Without a license, a mutt crashed a van into a coffee house.
McDonald’s Sued Over Nude Photos
November 23, 2008
A married couple is going to court vs. Mcdonalds after the husband reportedly left his phone by accident at a McDonald’s restaurant. The cellphone contained nude photos of his wife which were plastered all across the Internet.
Fat Fliers Can Get 2 Seats for the Price of 1
November 23, 2008
Obese fliers can now have 2 seats for the price of one
Fugitive Escapes Prison Via Cardboard Box
November 22, 2008
This dude must be a certified Solid Snake fan! Now, the entire German police is looking for his ass!
Teen Changes Name
November 22, 2008
Title doesn’t seem absurd? Well, read on my friend.
Bra for the Boys
November 22, 2008
The one who said bras are only for women should be hanged! No shit! In Japan, a booming business is being made selling bras for cross-dressers.
Strange But True Facts
November 12, 2008
We here at Geekzkrieg are proud that we know certain weird facts that aren’t useful but cool to know. Isn’t that what geeks are known for?
Jesus Shaves Mug
November 10, 2008
Put hot water and you’ll see Jesus shave off his beard. Genius!
High Voltage Fail
November 8, 2008
I’d better think twice about draining the lizard here if I were you…
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